Goof Juice 2

Good evening,

I have come to know many of you thanks to my creation of and experiments with a substance known as Goof Juice. In the years since its creation, the substance has taken on something of a life of its own and spread across the world. So many varieties with so many effects have been created that the average man would have lost track.

Thankfully, I am no average man.

I have travelled the world, acquiring the most potent (and, I admit, my personal favorite) new varieties of Goof Juice and blended them to create a series of masterful brews. I used them to test a new Rapid Release formula, designed to achieve full transformation in 5 minutes and complete reversion to normal after 30.

I perfected these 8 Rapid Release formulas and extensively tested them on my favorite subject. I recorded these sessions extensively, through both photography and logs, and collected them into a single, easily perusable set of documents I am calling the Rapid Release files.

I am making this file available to the public, for both scientific and personal use, and will be asking only a modest donation of $5 to recoup travel, acquisition and equipment costs.

I look forward to sharing my findings with you.